Simple prevention tactics.
http://www.moonmac.com/Mormon_masturbation.html
LMAO
Fri, 07/23/2010 - 21:04
LMAO
Sat, 07/24/2010 - 00:23
#1
Jesus, how is not touching
Jesus, how is not touching your body except when you're washing/toiletting healthy in any way shape or form?!
Mmmmmm repression!
Sat, 07/24/2010 - 02:20
#2
Oh, so *that's* how you do
Oh, so *that's* how you do it?
Sat, 07/24/2010 - 08:55
#3
I think Teri that you should
I think Teri that you should write something like this on how to do it up right for those who are repressed.
Sat, 07/24/2010 - 19:20
#4
When people tell me to quit
When people tell me to quit masturbating, I tell them to suck my dick so I can't!
How do you take a shower without washing those parts, and still consider yourself clean when you're done?
Sun, 07/25/2010 - 00:14
#5
I don't think
I can resist this temptation. EVER.
Dude, If I couldn't masturbate, well, hell, why bother breathing?
......
My favorite is #19.
Sun, 07/25/2010 - 02:23
#6
Yeah #19 takes the piss.
So
Yeah #19 takes the piss.
So what if tied your arm to the bed, you had a severe nightmare, and was tossing (haha, no pun intended) and turning in your bed?
Dislocation ahoy!
Sun, 07/25/2010 - 10:07
#7
Yeah, that whole thing is
Yeah, that whole thing is completely ridiculous. A recipe for repression.
Mon, 07/26/2010 - 09:33
#8
If you care enough to do
If you care enough to do that, and still need to do any of those, you have serious willpower issues.
That's like quitting smoking for a day and taking up heroin. Move from pointless to pointless and stupid and downright dangerous.
Or whatever. Oh man, I'm going back to bed because I am fucked up right now ahahaha.
